When someone insults you by saying "Baap hoon tera," which translates to "I am your father" in English, you can respond with a witty comeback that maintains your composure while deflecting the insult. Here are some clever comebacks you can use:
"Oh, my apologies. I must have missed the memo on 'Your Father's Insults 101.'"
"You must be mistaken. My father taught me better manners than to insult others."
"Well, I hope your father's proud of you using his name to insult people."
"That's interesting, because my father taught me to respect others, not belittle them."
"Congratulations on discovering my family tree. Now, can we get back to the topic at hand?"
"Ah, the classic 'your father' insult. Haven't heard that one since middle school."
"You know, my father always said, 'If you can't say something nice, say nothing at all.'"
"My father taught me to rise above petty insults. Let's try to have a mature conversation."
"I'm flattered that you're so fascinated with my family, but let's talk about something else."
"Sorry, I wasn't aware we were competing in a 'Who has the best dad?' contest."
Remember, responding to insults with humor or poise can disarm the situation and prevent it from escalating further. It's always better to maintain your dignity and not stoop to the same level as the person who insulted you. Responding calmly and confidently can often be more effective than engaging in a heated argument.